Here, we have Brittany! No, it’s not a REAL burger, but for a vegetarian… she sure knows how to eat it like it’s beef. One thing that’s just as exciting about this is, is that she teaches yoga… yes, yoga ;] Now, imagine ‘downward dog’ whilst she’s eating a burger… (I KNOW… AND YOU’RE WELCOME). Lady: Brittany | Burger: Chaco Canyon 1 year ago
Here’s Megan, better known as Emecks of Don’t Talk To The Cops!, eating DTTTC’s MurderBurger! I know all of you have been waiting to see this dance machine have a burger in her mouth… and here it is ;] But don’t get too excited… by looks of her eyes & the name of this burger, she might just be the Black Widow of burger eaters… beware. Lady: Emecks | Burger: MurderBurger, Lil’ Woody’s 1 year ago 8 notes
THANK ALL THAT IS HOLY AND JUST IN THIS WORLD! The juxtaposition of naughty burger eating (licking) & that amish/boho blouse has me typing with my left hand only. It’s like she just escaped Dutch Pennsylvania and someone just popped her burger cherry. Lady: Rikki Russo | Burger: Unknown 1 year ago 4 notes
My heart belongs to this little lady, Ms. Elvia. I could say dirty little things in this post… really dirty things. But I’d hate to ruin such innocence, haha. So I’ll just keep these thoughts in my head and leave you all with a very cute photo :] P.S. - Those sunglasses are skeet blockers. Ok, that’s it, I promise! Sorry Elves. Lady: Elvia Burger: Lunchbox Laboratory 1 year ago